Sometimes you feel like a Guy, Sometimes you Don't.

Sometimes, a special type of event can really only be fulfilled with the wit and charm of a couple of Haiku Gals. For those times, you need to book LA, TAz, Sarah, Catalina, Joyce, Leah, Deena, Katie or Kate, our premier international poetesses, based in New York City, Los Angeles, Washington DC, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Paris, and available to travel worldwide.


2/7 - Happier Hour Philosophy - LA MARKS typing and analyzing talks in haiku - RSVP here

2/9-13 - NYFW - LA MARKS for Papyrus residency at Spring Studios

2/12 - LA MARKS for Renaissance Person - tickets here

2/13 - Nasty Galentines - LA MARKS on panel + haiku performance - tickets here

2/14 - One Bedford - poetry + illustration - 630-830pm

2/16 - Hotel Kabuki (SAN FRANCISCO) haiku hour - RSVP here

2/17 - Pinhole Coffee (SAN FRANCISCO) - haiku cafe pop-up - 9-11am

2/22 - Arlo SoHo - Haiku Hour with Made By We Are - 7-10pm - info here

2/23 - Illuminati Ball - tickets here

2/24 - Planned Parenthood Gala - tickets here

3/8 - LA MARKS feature poeting at Secret Loft NYC - info here

By bringing The Haiku Gals to your event, you're serving up a double scoop of sensitive, funny, engaging lady power into your environment. The Haiku Gals make sure that your audience will get 200% of their daily allowance of feminism, color, sass, and if you insist, class. They also are highly skilled at free-verse, sonnets, limericks, acting, modeling, yoga instruction, freelance writing, and handling chickens.


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