You Are Here to Compete in Haiku for $100

So You Think You Can Haiku?
Have you ever been sitting there thinking to yourself, "Damn, if only I could engage in a Haiku Duel* and win $100 right now!"? We recently had a gut feeling that this happens to you all the time and decided to host a competition. Here's how it works:
- Write a haiku in the form below about the topic listed there
- Only the first 100 applicants accepted (this week)
- We'll select our favorite three (3)*
- We'll type those three on our sexy notecards
- ON FRIDAY at NOON, we'll post pics of the top three haiku and tag you #obviously
- Tell your friends to vote by commenting 1, 2, or 3
- Most comments by FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT wins $100
- Try again next week (no cost to enter ever. #freehaiku duh)
*yes, we understand a duel is between two people. we dgaf