You Are Here to Compete in the Art of Haiku for $100


So You Think You Can Haiku?

Have you ever been sitting there thinking to yourself, "Damn, if only I could engage in a Haiku Duel* and win 2 tickets to the Dessert Goals NYC Dessert Festival right now!"?  We recently had a gut feeling that this happens to you all the time and decided to host our popular competition in their honor. Not in NYC? We’ll mail you a dessert care package worth $50 + 2 copies of our book, 102 Haiku, and some poems written just for you.  Here's how it works:

  1. Write a haiku in the form below about the topic listed there (hint, the topic is dessert)

  2. We'll select our favorite three (3)*

  3. We'll type those three on our sexy notecards

  4. ON MONDAY 10/8 at NOON, we'll post pics of the top three haiku and tag you #obviously

  5. Tell your friends to vote by commenting 1, 2, or 3

  6. The haiku with the most votes in the comments by WEDNESDAY 10/10 AT MIDNIGHT wins 2 tix to Dessert Goals or our super sweet care package

  7. Try again next time if you didn't win, drinks on you if you did (no cost to enter ever. #freehaiku duh)

*yes, we understand a duel is between two people.  we dgaf

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